I don't know what I'm doing but I'm pretending to be good at it... You can call me Cease, they/them, professionally stupid for someone who is supposed to be maybe smart. I’m notoriously bad at tagging but if you need anything tagged lemme know and I’ll try my best :)
forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!
I NEED TO GO IN THERE ⬇️⬇️⬇️‼️‼️‼️
Lol. Everyone in the notes freaking out like ‘I live by the sea, don’t jump in, it dangerous’.
Like, guys, guys, listen, you don’t understand. They don’t mean… They want to be… Listen, ok, I grew up on the sea, I’ve been through hurricanes on trawlers and gale force 9 storms crewing tallships. I’ve seen enormous waves absolutely destroy boats. I’ve been caught in riptides while scuba diving and felt the complete powerlessness of it. The sea will absolutely annihilate you, consume you, never give up your body, and not even notice.
I know the power of the sea better than most, however, I know exactly what they mean. Sometimes you see it churning with unfathomable power and all you want is to just get in the sea and have it absolutely fuckin blast you clean. Like sandblast your fuckin soul. Fuckin powerwash your bones clean. Ya know?
Can confirm, getting beat up by the ocean is a religious experience.
the average person’s understanding of the “squirrel” could stand expansion. most people think of grey squirrels and red squirrels. urge them to think a little harder and they might come up with chipmunks and flying squirrels, while asking “i mean, do those really count?”
prepare yourselves.
first up, red squirrels and grey squirrels (classic):
chipmunks (nightcore ass animal):
african pygmy squirrel (the smallest Squirrels):
thirteen-lined ground squirrel (fancier than you):
prairie dog (insanely intelligent and social):
marmots/groundhogs (the Biggest squirrels):
flying squirrels (how does she do it):
Indian Giant Squirrel (And why he ourple😂):
there are 200+ species of squirrel out there their family is one of, if not the most diverse of the rodents
Less “I’m sure you’re smart!” More “You don’t have to be smart to be a worthy and valuable person”
Less “You have so much potential!” More “What you can do NOW already matters. You don’t have to do or achieve more to be valuable.”
Less “You can do it!” More “It’s okay if it turns out that you can’t do it. I will value you regardless”
Less “You will get better!” More “Recovering fully isn’t a requirement for figuring out how to live a good and meaningful life”
Less “You have no limits!” More “You don’t have to push through the boundaries and limits of your body and mind to prove that you’re trying. You’re doing enough.”
Less “Think positive, be happy!” More “It’s impossible to be happy and positive all the time. Don’t blame yourself for being real.”
Less “Keep trying no matter what!” More “Sometimes you gotta get off the wrong path to find the right one. Changing your mind about something isn’t inherently a failure.”
Less empty platitudes and toxic positivity - more compassion!
I theorize the reason “bottoms” appear more prevalent than “tops” on these types of spaces is that it is simply easier to be funny about being a bottom than about being a top without sounding like a sex offender
“uuuuu 🥺 pls cock me aaaaaaaa *runs into wall like Wile E Coyote running into his own tunnel painting*” easy as shit comedy
“I want to put my DICK in someone” whoa dude calm down, take it easy
“I want to put my
DICK in someone” whoa dude calm
down, take it easy
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Guys I found a solution to unfucking the Tumblr dashboard
The previous, and widely popular Dashboard Unfucker script that uses Greasemonkey or Tampermonkey doesn’t work anymore. It’s probably because the script was for Tumblr users getting the godawful Twitter dashboard as a beta experiment, and relied on disabling the flag signaling you were part of the beta, or shuffling features around.
That solution doesn’t work anymore. I tried every version, uninstalled XKit, etcetera. Since Tumblr rolled out the awful Twitter dashboard as a site-wide change, the previous infrastructure the extension relied upon has collapsed.
But fear not! Here’s a new solution:
Install Stylus on Mozilla Firefox. I love Firefox, so I’ll always promote it whenever I can, but there’s also a Chrome extension which I will grudgingly link to.
3. Collapse in a pile of tears because this worked, and you don’t feel like jumping off a cliff looking at the crowded, shitty, Twitter dashboard, I hate you fucking @/staff.
I wonder if, in 10-15 years or so, we’ll see a whole generational influx of women programmers/coders whose impetus to go into the field was “Motherfucking Tumblr.”
